I Am Not Cool

hey guys how y'all doin
so i got a lot of comments saying i tried to hard to be cool and funny and it offends me
because its true.
i tried really hard, and you guys aren't suppose to know that.
so fine, no more trying to be cool.
in fact this blog's gonna be why I'm not cool.

                        10                   ReAsOnS 
                   WhY       I 
                                    aM       nOt        
                           Cool

1. I spent more time talking to a camera and computer screens than i spent talking to females
2. I realize that i make up accents a lot, sorta like um... British, and i realize its offensive because to Americans "Have a spot of tea with the queen" is normal for a Brit, but hey, you don't go to McDonald's with Obama right?
3. And every Saturday night me and my room mate have dance battles at the basement ( I don't have a basement).
4. I'm also stubborn especially when i think I'm right. :  "Hey dude, do you know that the African elephant's the largest animal in the world?" "No Dude its the white wh..." "Lalalalalalalal!!!" *covers up ears*
5. Also i act black around black people, cause i try to fit in so hard.
6. I secretly wanna be a poop star! 
7. this is embarrassing but i cried sometimes. I cry during up, I cry because of girls, and I cried hearing my Adele's songs. "we could have had it all......."
8. This is more embarrassing but my friends and i have matching pajamas  That's right i like to show it off when i work out at the gym you know.
9. My friends find me annoying cause I'm super competitive even when it's not necessary.
10. And the last one i accidentally fart in public. Because my dad always say : "Eat your vegetables!"

And so that was the ten reasons why I am not cool. I hope you still like me after this blog, if not well i understand. Now i have to run to the wilderness to live among the unicorns because i just told you everything  stupid about me for about 2 days. 

Thanks for visiting guys

Peace out dogs!

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