Hard and Realistic But Not Real Gun!

SHORT STORRRIE:

 Has this ever happened to you : This Gun Is So Fake! Ugh!
well worry no further!!
 with
the Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun!

The Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun
 stops you from being fooled again! again!
use it as a Gun!


Defend Yourself!
 Unfriend your friends! use it as a ruler, a back scratcher, earphone, or shoes, and even use it as a gun!
 a mugger sneaks into your house and you have
the Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun!

BUT WAIT!

The Mugger Had an even bigger Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun!

BUT WAIT!

Bring in the biggest Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun!

BUTT WEIGHT!

Throw in a banana!

BUT WADE!

Show him a lamp!

BUT WAIT!

SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP OR IM GONNA SHOOT YOU! YOU CANT SHOOT ME! IM YOU! YOURE ME! I ZM YOU! IAMME! IM YOU ME I YOU SHE ME IT EAT HE PEE BEESSDFGHJWERTYUIASDFGHJKLQJYFYGVFKSGFKEYRGKWEYFRBCKEYFRGKWYERGFKYHGEFKS!!!!!!!!!!.........






Guns don't kill people!














People kill.........Guns!












TEEHEE!
BUT WAIT!!