Clubs Sucks

Hey whaddup guys!
so I've been pretty sick literally.
In fact i've been sick for a while now.
so i was going to wait until i got better, but I'm not
its been like a decade
So the reason why I'm sick is because i went to clubs the other day.
And i guess I've been partying to much
Lately I've been a cool kid
you know how cool kids do



 I've been drinking





Going To Clubs



Cat Daddy



everything i did isn't that awesome.
For all of you people who think its a joke,
well i have been going to clubs and not just my book clubs.

Let Me Tell You.
for all of you kids out there who aren't old enough to go in,

 well
you're not missing out on much.


Clubs are not cool!
they're sexist!
girls don't have to wait in line to get in, and they don't even have to pay
and they get free drinks
You know what guys get?




A hard time....






And even when you finally get in,
what can you do at clubs?
meet people?
NO




You can't even hear people because the music is too loud
so what do you then?
Do You Dance?
NO




and there's no room
everybody's squeezing you with their shoulders and sweaty hands and its so hot

At least you can get drinks right?
NO
there's like a billion people in there and took them forever to serve you
and even when you finally get a drink it cause like 10 dollars!
with that kinda money you can get like 20 tacos from Jack in the Box
IM LOVIN IT
that was the wrong slogan....






so anyways i'm done partying
so I'll get better soon!


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