Swag

Swag!
how many times of you people heard this before?
uncountable?
that's right! but swag has become a hard word to definite because
no real guys have swag,
people who say they "have swag" is actually swagless..
awkward


so anyways for all of you people who are trying to have swag too hard your gonna end up, having
a serious case of
"Not Swag"
even thou this is a hard word there are some synonyms such as :

• Looser
• Lame
• Undesirable
• Douche 
• Poser
• Gynecomastia
• Joshua
• Wannabe 
• Whack
• Number 6
• That one guy in SOPA

some examples of Not Swag is when

Saying : you know i got swag

Saying swag at the end of every word

Like :

1. I just work out, swag
2. i can play the piano, swag
3. i cut the grass, swag
4. i go to the pool with my clothes on, swag
5. i just do push ups! swag
6. i got a camera in elementary school, swag
7. i got instagram, swag
8. swag
9. swag
10. swag

the swag prince also known as Justin Bieber Adopted this word and show it to the world

but this "Not Swag" is spreading through the air.

and these are some more Not Swag situations that you should avoid

"pretending talking on the phone, and it rang"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching barney"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching possum girl"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching porn"

"telling people to shut up cause you're checking my blog"

"falling down cause walking"

"trying to dance, but looking like an idiot"

"spilling drinks"

"cant open a bottle of Catsup"

avoid Not Swag ish situations and just own it!

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