CONVOHAHA

Hi guys, i got a story about 4 youtubers that's pretty..
stupid
about, Me, J-dizzle, Jennifer, and Bob
here you go!

Joshua        : Hey guys thanks for coming here my name is Josh, and you are....
J Dizzle       : What?
Joshua        : why don't you introduce yourself?
J-Dizzle      : why dont you?
Joshua        : I just did, weren't you listening?
J-Dizzle      : No.. yo waddup y'all my name's J-Dizzle
Joshua        : okay thank...
J-Dizzle      : wanna shizzle my nizzle?
Joshua        : Alright then...
J-Dizzle      : Of the hizzle twizzle
Joshua        : You done?
J-Dizzle      : You trying to rush me dog? Naa I'm Just playin go ahead..
Joshua        : okay, how bout you?
Jennifer       : Hi guys, my name's Jennifer, but you can call me Jennifer and i like sugar, sunshine, puppies.
                    But i don't want my puppy's noses to be wet, is that boogers or is that water what is that?
Joshua        : Okay, you go next.
Bob            : Oh ya ya, hello everybody, my name boob but you can call me, Suzuki Teriyaki sushi karate
                    samurai dragonball pikachu honda san.
J-Dizzle       : wait your name's boob?
Joshua         : he meant bob.
Bob             : yes that what i said, boob
Joshua         : bob
Bob             : Boob?
Jennifer        : if his name is boob can i be Jannifur?
J-Dizzle       : awesome!
Jennifer        : why cant i? its awesome right?
J-Dizzle       : Right!
Jennifer       : isn't that right?
Bob            : my name boob 
Joshua        : don't change your names. the real reason why i gather all of you here is to make an awesome
                    video. to educate the viewers.
Jennifer       : sure why not...


23 hours laturr...


J-Dizzle     :  Yo how long are we gonna wait?
Joshua       : i told you we have to wait for Jennifer

Phone rings :

Joshua      : see? she's calling, I;m sure she's like on her way.
Jennifer     : hello
Joshua : Jennifer?
Jennifer : speaking
Joshua :where are you?
Jennifer : who is this?
Joshua : Dafuq?
Jennifer : i don't know how you got my number, but stop calling me.
Joshua : Jennifer you called me, this is josh where are you?
Jennifer : Oh hi Josh, i'm in my car
Joshua : oh great you're on your way
Jennifer : no i'm already is here
Joshua : you can go up then
Jennifer : see thats the problem, I'm locked inside of my car and I need help cause i can open the window
              because the car wont start because i dropped the keys and i cant find it because its dark.
Joshua : have you try unlocking the door?
Jennifer : okay i'll be right up.


Joshua : okay Jennifer, show my what you got.
Jennifer : i did my video on Secks

Jennifer's Video :
There are 5 tings yooh shoold no befour yu hahve secks
SECKS                     = COOKEYS
PROTECKSHIN        = DINNUR
APPETYIGHT           = LYIFE
DUDU                       = BAYBE
TOYLET PAYPUR    = TOOHLES

yu kent hahve cookyes befour dinnur or it wil ruined yoore appetyight an den yoo wil hahve two Mac a dudu and yu wont haave de toylut papur to clean it!
  
so unless you want a baby
STOP EATING!


J-Dizzle's Video :
We will die

Abstinence  ...

Joshua : okay stop i'm just gonna take my video because you guys dont take this seriously!

Joshua's Video :

Each year, tens and thousands
even hundreds, 
of dogs and children died.
by themselves, due to hunger, and starvation and terrorist!
Butt with your help you can make a difference
just dial a simple number 
at
1-800-STOP-THE-UHH-THE-THE-HELP-THE-CHILDREN-AND-DOGS-NOT-DIE.com


because together we can stop the ending for not dying for children and dogs..


and if you dialed a simple number at 


1-800-STOP-THE-UHH-THE-THE-HELP-THE-CHILDREN-AND-DOGS-NOT-DIE.com


cause all it takes is just a little of this, than beating thing on your chest,






boob






well then...
ACHOO!
bless you!




responses
what the fuck was that?


HAHAHAHHA
CHECK THIS OUT !

BUT WAIT BOOB NEVER GOT TO TELL HIS VIDEO!

Bob's video :

I stay home cook rice..

got rice?!

Swag

Swag!
how many times of you people heard this before?
uncountable?
that's right! but swag has become a hard word to definite because
no real guys have swag,
people who say they "have swag" is actually swagless..
awkward


so anyways for all of you people who are trying to have swag too hard your gonna end up, having
a serious case of
"Not Swag"
even thou this is a hard word there are some synonyms such as :

• Looser
• Lame
• Undesirable
• Douche 
• Poser
• Gynecomastia
• Joshua
• Wannabe 
• Whack
• Number 6
• That one guy in SOPA

some examples of Not Swag is when

Saying : you know i got swag

Saying swag at the end of every word

Like :

1. I just work out, swag
2. i can play the piano, swag
3. i cut the grass, swag
4. i go to the pool with my clothes on, swag
5. i just do push ups! swag
6. i got a camera in elementary school, swag
7. i got instagram, swag
8. swag
9. swag
10. swag

the swag prince also known as Justin Bieber Adopted this word and show it to the world

but this "Not Swag" is spreading through the air.

and these are some more Not Swag situations that you should avoid

"pretending talking on the phone, and it rang"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching barney"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching possum girl"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching porn"

"telling people to shut up cause you're checking my blog"

"falling down cause walking"

"trying to dance, but looking like an idiot"

"spilling drinks"

"cant open a bottle of Catsup"

avoid Not Swag ish situations and just own it!

check it out

Forever Alone

Hey whats up?
hello ladies and gentlemen or whatever you are.
so I've been posting for a couple of months now and i realize besides #EGH, School, Family, DX crew, Church, and friends i happen to know, I don't have a life.

Its so embarrassing
and stupid, irritating how these stupid ridiculous things invade my life..
you guys can pretty much say I'm
Forever Alone


You must be pretty familiar with this "forever alone" thing
because forever alone is for those of you people who has been in this situation :

Boy : I don't know how to say this but, i love you ♥
Girl  : Thank you.

FOREVER ALONE...

i know its just a joke, but people who really think they're forever alone does exist.

take me for an example (such a looser)

i was so sad when i gave up on Ema... 

you know the story i wont tell it to you due to my fragile heart that's trying to move on.

i mean i know its pretty stupid 

but for real guys after that i really thought i was gonna be forever alone.

but i never realized that all i need is find a number, dial, get to know someone and boom!

i got a real girl who loved me back!

and just a heads up, telling people how lonely you are on the internet will never make it better

i know a couple is the most important thing in the world if you're teen 

but trust me its not.

its just a joke, if you ever heard this you would be laughing not feeling sad about these douchebags :

i got a little distracted there

what the fu

anyways, for all of you people out there who think they're gonna be 

forever alone

or

forever a loan

or 

forever a whatever you need to stop!

we don't like you, self pity is not attractive to most people.

• Just smile
• be happy!
• go fishing
• jump around
• eat
• drink 
• take a bath
• eat
• swim
• eat
• dance
• sky dive
• eat

so what I'm trying to say that you'll find someone one day, and its gonna be soon!

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That guy

hey guys!
for the ladies and gentlemen and everything between
i have a question for you
Do you have that guy that you can stand in your group of friends?
you know what i'm talkin about
its that one guy that is basically known as "That guy'
the real definition of that guy is that one lonely person
that has the characteristics that's capable of being called "That Guy"
and for you girls out there, the name "that guy' is clearly stands for girls too

All and all, everyone in their group has that guy who do things such as :

• That guy that name drops guy
• That guy that laughs at his own jokes guy
• That guy that socially awkward guy
• That guy the party guy
• That guy that thinks he can sing guy
• That guy that takes his shirt of for no reason guy
• That guy that hits on your girlfriend guy
• That guy Named "Guy"
• That guy that lies guy
• That guy that lies on guys
• That guy that lies on "Guy"
• That guy that's always online guy
• That guy that comments everything you do on Facebook guy

you practically know what I'm talking about

is that one creature that you just cant stand

and maybe if you don't know who that person is,

maybe its just you

Speaking about That guy

there's this one guy that i hate the most

my biggest pet peeve that would be labeled as that guy would be :

this douchebag

and i post this because his too stupid to be mad!

HEHE

Check It Out!!!!

Clubs Sucks

Hey whaddup guys!
so I've been pretty sick literally.
In fact i've been sick for a while now.
so i was going to wait until i got better, but I'm not
its been like a decade
So the reason why I'm sick is because i went to clubs the other day.
And i guess I've been partying to much
Lately I've been a cool kid
you know how cool kids do



 I've been drinking





Going To Clubs



Cat Daddy



everything i did isn't that awesome.
For all of you people who think its a joke,
well i have been going to clubs and not just my book clubs.

Let Me Tell You.
for all of you kids out there who aren't old enough to go in,

 well
you're not missing out on much.


Clubs are not cool!
they're sexist!
girls don't have to wait in line to get in, and they don't even have to pay
and they get free drinks
You know what guys get?




A hard time....






And even when you finally get in,
what can you do at clubs?
meet people?
NO




You can't even hear people because the music is too loud
so what do you then?
Do You Dance?
NO




and there's no room
everybody's squeezing you with their shoulders and sweaty hands and its so hot

At least you can get drinks right?
NO
there's like a billion people in there and took them forever to serve you
and even when you finally get a drink it cause like 10 dollars!
with that kinda money you can get like 20 tacos from Jack in the Box
IM LOVIN IT
that was the wrong slogan....






so anyways i'm done partying
so I'll get better soon!


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YOU THOUGHT THE BLOG WAS OVER?!!!







IT IS!

Nice Guys

This is the song that got my dream girl madUgh i wish the world would be more sensitiveEnjoy 
Nice Guys

Nice guys finish last,That's why I'll treat you like trash,It's not what I really wanna doBut, you only date bad guys so,I'll give it my best try to,Treat you the way you want me to

I never open a door,or pull out a chair.You can tell me how your day wasbut I don't really care.And if you ever get cold,you'll just have to hack it,Cause I'd be cold tooIf I gave you my jacket.Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.I never answer my phone,Whenever you call itAnd when the waiter brings the billI never reach for my wallet.

Nice guys finish last,That's why I'll treat you like trash,It's not what I really wanna do.But, you only date bad guys so,I'll give it my best try to,Treat you the way you want me to.

And Ima BEAT you!At every competition.Going out with the girlsYou better get my permission.Wait no, i take that back, you can't go,House is on tonightAnd that's my favorite show!Do I look fat in this dress?Hell yeah you do!Wait lemme speak your languageCows go Moo!Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO!

Nice guys finish last,That's why I'll treat you like trash,It's not what I really wanna do.But, you only date bad guys so,I'll give it my best try to,Treat you the way you want me to.

But behind the scenes she means the world to me.Wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved.Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care...But that won't win her heart BECAUSE...

Nice guys finish last,That's why I'll treat you like trash,It's not what I really wanna do.But, you only date bad guys so,I'll give it my best try to,Treat you the way you want me to. 

CTO (acryonyms)

Hi guys its Josh!
and i gotta little issue that sucks cheese.
wanna know what it is?

Acronyms 


so i was texting my friend the other day and i kinda wondered, why do people use it so many times?
like now its all over the place, Twitter, Facebook, Google Plus, MySpace. its always
BRB or TTYL or whatever 
its stupid, how did they even get started? who makes these acronyms?
what did they even mean?

LOL





ROFL






LMAO




LMFAO




IDK


WTH





WTF



WCW
 

SMH



BAD



AA





AA





AAA



KKK



PEE


maybe that's taking it a bit too far
But for real guys, whats with all this stupid words?
you people think we understand what you're saying?
are we humans too lazy to write?

• when Michael Jackson missed a step, did he quit dancing?
• NO
• when Michael Jordan missed a shot, did he quit basketball?
• NO
• when Michael Wazowski's stuck in the north pole with sully, did he give up?
• YUP

and there are some people who expect us to understand their own made up acronyms.
i mean seriously, do you think you can use this in real life?
LOL + LMAO = Hospital
KKK + AA = NYPD
YOU + ME = US
LMFAO + AfroJack = Party Rock Anthem
see its stupid.
and there's this new one called
YOLO!!!!!
at first i actually like the word, i even use3 it myself
but now its more used than my Saturday-Sunday Underwear


so point is dont be too lazy to right because of these acronyms



Check This Out!

I Am Not Cool

hey guys how y'all doin
so i got a lot of comments saying i tried to hard to be cool and funny and it offends me
because its true.
i tried really hard, and you guys aren't suppose to know that.
so fine, no more trying to be cool.
in fact this blog's gonna be why I'm not cool.

                        10                   ReAsOnS 
                   WhY       I 
                                    aM       nOt        
                           Cool

1. I spent more time talking to a camera and computer screens than i spent talking to females
2. I realize that i make up accents a lot, sorta like um... British, and i realize its offensive because to Americans "Have a spot of tea with the queen" is normal for a Brit, but hey, you don't go to McDonald's with Obama right?
3. And every Saturday night me and my room mate have dance battles at the basement ( I don't have a basement).
4. I'm also stubborn especially when i think I'm right. :  "Hey dude, do you know that the African elephant's the largest animal in the world?" "No Dude its the white wh..." "Lalalalalalalal!!!" *covers up ears*
5. Also i act black around black people, cause i try to fit in so hard.
6. I secretly wanna be a poop star! 
7. this is embarrassing but i cried sometimes. I cry during up, I cry because of girls, and I cried hearing my Adele's songs. "we could have had it all......."
8. This is more embarrassing but my friends and i have matching pajamas  That's right i like to show it off when i work out at the gym you know.
9. My friends find me annoying cause I'm super competitive even when it's not necessary.
10. And the last one i accidentally fart in public. Because my dad always say : "Eat your vegetables!"

And so that was the ten reasons why I am not cool. I hope you still like me after this blog, if not well i understand. Now i have to run to the wilderness to live among the unicorns because i just told you everything  stupid about me for about 2 days. 

Thanks for visiting guys

Peace out dogs!

TAKE A LOOK!

                                   

Hard and Realistic But Not Real Gun!

SHORT STORRRIE:

 Has this ever happened to you : This Gun Is So Fake! Ugh!
well worry no further!!
 with
the Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun!

The Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun
 stops you from being fooled again! again!
use it as a Gun!


Defend Yourself!
 Unfriend your friends! use it as a ruler, a back scratcher, earphone, or shoes, and even use it as a gun!
 a mugger sneaks into your house and you have
the Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun!

BUT WAIT!

The Mugger Had an even bigger Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun!

BUT WAIT!

Bring in the biggest Black and Hard Realistic But Not Real Gun!

BUTT WEIGHT!

Throw in a banana!

BUT WADE!

Show him a lamp!

BUT WAIT!

SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP OR IM GONNA SHOOT YOU! YOU CANT SHOOT ME! IM YOU! YOURE ME! I ZM YOU! IAMME! IM YOU ME I YOU SHE ME IT EAT HE PEE BEESSDFGHJWERTYUIASDFGHJKLQJYFYGVFKSGFKEYRGKWEYFRBCKEYFRGKWYERGFKYHGEFKS!!!!!!!!!!.........






Guns don't kill people!














People kill.........Guns!












TEEHEE!
BUT WAIT!!

Jealousy!

Hi guys, sorry for not posting for a while, and boy have I been having a ball!

so yea, i odda tell you things that have changed in my life. And there's this one change i cannot stand, but maybe its for the best.

You guys remembered Ema right? well she kinda introduced me to her boyfriend, and i know what you're thinking, :
"oh dude you stupid man you dunno nothin bout nothin man, you dunno him, you dunno him, u dunno.."

well you're actually right, i never knew him until yesterday and he's a really cool dude, he's kinda awesome if you ask me, and he wanna meet me, and i was like :
"Busy Dude"

and i guess this means #EGH's not available anymore, cause i respect her boyfriend and
 i will respect their terms of privacy, cause who am i to breakup such a happy couple?
and i know he's not the jealous type but every man has a right to be jealous.

And i figured that i should just give up, no more chasing her, seeing her pictures, meeting her, remembering her, and i wont be bothering her anymore. Its gonna be like i never knew her. i guess she's happier that way.


MOVING ON!

and today i wanna tell you about Jealousy


Taadaa




for all of you dudes out there who has a girlfriend and get sorta jealous and you tell your girlfriends stuff, You Need To STOP!
and i know what you're saying now :
I'm not the jealous type

Well let me tell you, every man is the jealous type. But that doesn't mean you cant prevent these things from happening. because some people think that jealousy is a sign of love. but not always!
Fellows do you find yourselves in this position?

*phone rings*
Hey Babe, What are you doing? Where you at? who you with?
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO CALL ME??!!!

i know what you're thinkin :
thats not me

Ha Ha
well that's just
Bull Shit
Cow Shit
Man Shit! whatever

if that isn't really you then why do you wait for her to fall asleep to see her text messages?
or get mad when she couldn't answer your text?

Stop being so overprotective because honestly girls don't really like that, cause you're not her dad.
or you're gonna be like this:
"Go Eat Your f*ckin vegetables you damn muthaf*ckin sl*tty b*tch you *sshole!!"

silly mom.




see stop being so jealous. don't be a good boyfriend, be a great boyfriend!
thankyou guys!
peace!
babay!