fillinks

hey guys! its nice to be
 back

 i have  good holiday thanks for asking....


anywhore
my life's starting to look up.
and for those of you who're/whores curious about my life,
no there are no changes
besides the fact the ema and now are friends
yeah! whooh!
but still single
still living with my mother
and i drink milk
that felt good...


yaaay
no applause? really? okay then

today
i odda talk to you about feelings
HAHAHAHAH
but seriously assholes all over da world
feelings aren't meant to be hide
just let it out
and your life will be better
sorta
i mean as a dude you guys probably
hey you Fag feelings aren't for men.

hey being a man doesn't mean you gotta be extra protective about your little feelings!
i mean you never started to be a man since that hair on your face started to grow and
you move out from you sweet daddy's house!

personally i think feelings are nothing to be ashamed of

most people would be sarcastic if they wanna tell something deep
about personal feeling lives

you know who i gottta crush on right?
yep i don't get why i should explain
anyway this is for her
some people who are afraid to express their feelings




hey ema i want you to remember July 2004
the first time i saw you
your wearing a sleeveless shirt with some flowers on it
you were looking so amazing
the first time i saw you i knew i had to have you
i never really connect with you or be there for you sometimes
mostly because you didn't want me too
but i never gave up haven't i?
i thought i'll have you one day
but it never came true.
maybe when i met you, things wouldn't be that bad
because i have you
but i was wrong as hell
i love you but i don't have to own you
all i need was friendship
and finally i got it
thanks



see guys?
its not that hard
even thou i still see her pictures on facebook
but point is feelings are something you can share

and i turned out having the greatest friends of my life!
 okay then

peace out with yo quacker ass!

Be Smart! (sex)

Hi guys i took the time to look around for a while
and i realize how many lives has been shattered to pieces

Guys, i know what you're probably thinking
aw I'm young
i wanna know what it feels like

i'm all hot and pretty

well I'm gonna tell you uneducated bastard
how to prevent this from happening. And you should listen before you go back to the site before this.


its important for us, young people, the next generation to learn how to handle this.

anyway


the actual purpose of doing "sex" is to create descendants to continue what we started on this world
and our job as an upcoming parent is to teach our successor to be a good person.

but i am sure for those of you people who think doing this is fun, or just to get money, you'll never be able to imagine God's disappointment.

people who do sex before they are married are a disgrace to their family, friends and their loved ones.

because now, sex is just those fun games for teenagers to do in their spare times because they don't have anything better to do in life.
Just a fun fact

 In the year 2000 MTV's show My super sweet 16 was about happy teens enjoying their time as a young adult, but over the years, There's a new show called 16 and pregnant.

how is that cool, or fun or in anyway watchable?


ow you don't think that virginity is something valuable you should keep until you're married?


F*ck you Hoe!


people think that its nothing valuable, many people never knew this, but almost 82% of all untied states's 16 year olds are parents.

because they never realize that sex should only be done after you're married.

do you ever felt that feeling where you have disappointed every single person in your life?
because you'll certainly feel that way after doing this

Having sex, should be with someone you love, your husband and wife.
not some random neighborhood whore!

because the time you graduated from high school, stay on the right path, your parents will be so proud no matter who they are or what they do.



because when you got married, and have a baby, thats the time you feel it
holding your baby girl for the first time,
you never knew that something can be so small, and fragile,
and you can feel that tiny heartbeat,
and for once, you feel so peaceful, and safe.
because you know, how horrible things are gonna get, they will always be there,
and you can always count on them.

thats how your parents feel when you were born, and if you let them down now,
you'll gonna loose everything you value in life.

control yourself
abstinence!
and hope this helps

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AGAIN
ABSTINENCE!!!!


thankyou

CONVOHAHA

Hi guys, i got a story about 4 youtubers that's pretty..
stupid
about, Me, J-dizzle, Jennifer, and Bob
here you go!

Joshua        : Hey guys thanks for coming here my name is Josh, and you are....
J Dizzle       : What?
Joshua        : why don't you introduce yourself?
J-Dizzle      : why dont you?
Joshua        : I just did, weren't you listening?
J-Dizzle      : No.. yo waddup y'all my name's J-Dizzle
Joshua        : okay thank...
J-Dizzle      : wanna shizzle my nizzle?
Joshua        : Alright then...
J-Dizzle      : Of the hizzle twizzle
Joshua        : You done?
J-Dizzle      : You trying to rush me dog? Naa I'm Just playin go ahead..
Joshua        : okay, how bout you?
Jennifer       : Hi guys, my name's Jennifer, but you can call me Jennifer and i like sugar, sunshine, puppies.
                    But i don't want my puppy's noses to be wet, is that boogers or is that water what is that?
Joshua        : Okay, you go next.
Bob            : Oh ya ya, hello everybody, my name boob but you can call me, Suzuki Teriyaki sushi karate
                    samurai dragonball pikachu honda san.
J-Dizzle       : wait your name's boob?
Joshua         : he meant bob.
Bob             : yes that what i said, boob
Joshua         : bob
Bob             : Boob?
Jennifer        : if his name is boob can i be Jannifur?
J-Dizzle       : awesome!
Jennifer        : why cant i? its awesome right?
J-Dizzle       : Right!
Jennifer       : isn't that right?
Bob            : my name boob 
Joshua        : don't change your names. the real reason why i gather all of you here is to make an awesome
                    video. to educate the viewers.
Jennifer       : sure why not...


23 hours laturr...


J-Dizzle     :  Yo how long are we gonna wait?
Joshua       : i told you we have to wait for Jennifer

Phone rings :

Joshua      : see? she's calling, I;m sure she's like on her way.
Jennifer     : hello
Joshua : Jennifer?
Jennifer : speaking
Joshua :where are you?
Jennifer : who is this?
Joshua : Dafuq?
Jennifer : i don't know how you got my number, but stop calling me.
Joshua : Jennifer you called me, this is josh where are you?
Jennifer : Oh hi Josh, i'm in my car
Joshua : oh great you're on your way
Jennifer : no i'm already is here
Joshua : you can go up then
Jennifer : see thats the problem, I'm locked inside of my car and I need help cause i can open the window
              because the car wont start because i dropped the keys and i cant find it because its dark.
Joshua : have you try unlocking the door?
Jennifer : okay i'll be right up.


Joshua : okay Jennifer, show my what you got.
Jennifer : i did my video on Secks

Jennifer's Video :
There are 5 tings yooh shoold no befour yu hahve secks
SECKS                     = COOKEYS
PROTECKSHIN        = DINNUR
APPETYIGHT           = LYIFE
DUDU                       = BAYBE
TOYLET PAYPUR    = TOOHLES

yu kent hahve cookyes befour dinnur or it wil ruined yoore appetyight an den yoo wil hahve two Mac a dudu and yu wont haave de toylut papur to clean it!
  
so unless you want a baby
STOP EATING!


J-Dizzle's Video :
We will die

Abstinence  ...

Joshua : okay stop i'm just gonna take my video because you guys dont take this seriously!

Joshua's Video :

Each year, tens and thousands
even hundreds, 
of dogs and children died.
by themselves, due to hunger, and starvation and terrorist!
Butt with your help you can make a difference
just dial a simple number 
at
1-800-STOP-THE-UHH-THE-THE-HELP-THE-CHILDREN-AND-DOGS-NOT-DIE.com


because together we can stop the ending for not dying for children and dogs..


and if you dialed a simple number at 


1-800-STOP-THE-UHH-THE-THE-HELP-THE-CHILDREN-AND-DOGS-NOT-DIE.com


cause all it takes is just a little of this, than beating thing on your chest,






boob






well then...
ACHOO!
bless you!




responses
what the fuck was that?


HAHAHAHHA
CHECK THIS OUT !

BUT WAIT BOOB NEVER GOT TO TELL HIS VIDEO!

Bob's video :

I stay home cook rice..

got rice?!

Swag

Swag!
how many times of you people heard this before?
uncountable?
that's right! but swag has become a hard word to definite because
no real guys have swag,
people who say they "have swag" is actually swagless..
awkward


so anyways for all of you people who are trying to have swag too hard your gonna end up, having
a serious case of
"Not Swag"
even thou this is a hard word there are some synonyms such as :

• Looser
• Lame
• Undesirable
• Douche 
• Poser
• Gynecomastia
• Joshua
• Wannabe 
• Whack
• Number 6
• That one guy in SOPA

some examples of Not Swag is when

Saying : you know i got swag

Saying swag at the end of every word

Like :

1. I just work out, swag
2. i can play the piano, swag
3. i cut the grass, swag
4. i go to the pool with my clothes on, swag
5. i just do push ups! swag
6. i got a camera in elementary school, swag
7. i got instagram, swag
8. swag
9. swag
10. swag

the swag prince also known as Justin Bieber Adopted this word and show it to the world

but this "Not Swag" is spreading through the air.

and these are some more Not Swag situations that you should avoid

"pretending talking on the phone, and it rang"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching barney"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching possum girl"

"telling people to shut up cause you're watching porn"

"telling people to shut up cause you're checking my blog"

"falling down cause walking"

"trying to dance, but looking like an idiot"

"spilling drinks"

"cant open a bottle of Catsup"

avoid Not Swag ish situations and just own it!

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Forever Alone

Hey whats up?
hello ladies and gentlemen or whatever you are.
so I've been posting for a couple of months now and i realize besides #EGH, School, Family, DX crew, Church, and friends i happen to know, I don't have a life.

Its so embarrassing
and stupid, irritating how these stupid ridiculous things invade my life..
you guys can pretty much say I'm
Forever Alone


You must be pretty familiar with this "forever alone" thing
because forever alone is for those of you people who has been in this situation :

Boy : I don't know how to say this but, i love you ♥
Girl  : Thank you.

FOREVER ALONE...

i know its just a joke, but people who really think they're forever alone does exist.

take me for an example (such a looser)

i was so sad when i gave up on Ema... 

you know the story i wont tell it to you due to my fragile heart that's trying to move on.

i mean i know its pretty stupid 

but for real guys after that i really thought i was gonna be forever alone.

but i never realized that all i need is find a number, dial, get to know someone and boom!

i got a real girl who loved me back!

and just a heads up, telling people how lonely you are on the internet will never make it better

i know a couple is the most important thing in the world if you're teen 

but trust me its not.

its just a joke, if you ever heard this you would be laughing not feeling sad about these douchebags :

i got a little distracted there

what the fu

anyways, for all of you people out there who think they're gonna be 

forever alone

or

forever a loan

or 

forever a whatever you need to stop!

we don't like you, self pity is not attractive to most people.

• Just smile
• be happy!
• go fishing
• jump around
• eat
• drink 
• take a bath
• eat
• swim
• eat
• dance
• sky dive
• eat

so what I'm trying to say that you'll find someone one day, and its gonna be soon!

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That guy

hey guys!
for the ladies and gentlemen and everything between
i have a question for you
Do you have that guy that you can stand in your group of friends?
you know what i'm talkin about
its that one guy that is basically known as "That guy'
the real definition of that guy is that one lonely person
that has the characteristics that's capable of being called "That Guy"
and for you girls out there, the name "that guy' is clearly stands for girls too

All and all, everyone in their group has that guy who do things such as :

• That guy that name drops guy
• That guy that laughs at his own jokes guy
• That guy that socially awkward guy
• That guy the party guy
• That guy that thinks he can sing guy
• That guy that takes his shirt of for no reason guy
• That guy that hits on your girlfriend guy
• That guy Named "Guy"
• That guy that lies guy
• That guy that lies on guys
• That guy that lies on "Guy"
• That guy that's always online guy
• That guy that comments everything you do on Facebook guy

you practically know what I'm talking about

is that one creature that you just cant stand

and maybe if you don't know who that person is,

maybe its just you

Speaking about That guy

there's this one guy that i hate the most

my biggest pet peeve that would be labeled as that guy would be :

this douchebag

and i post this because his too stupid to be mad!

HEHE

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Clubs Sucks

Hey whaddup guys!
so I've been pretty sick literally.
In fact i've been sick for a while now.
so i was going to wait until i got better, but I'm not
its been like a decade
So the reason why I'm sick is because i went to clubs the other day.
And i guess I've been partying to much
Lately I've been a cool kid
you know how cool kids do



 I've been drinking





Going To Clubs



Cat Daddy



everything i did isn't that awesome.
For all of you people who think its a joke,
well i have been going to clubs and not just my book clubs.

Let Me Tell You.
for all of you kids out there who aren't old enough to go in,

 well
you're not missing out on much.


Clubs are not cool!
they're sexist!
girls don't have to wait in line to get in, and they don't even have to pay
and they get free drinks
You know what guys get?




A hard time....






And even when you finally get in,
what can you do at clubs?
meet people?
NO




You can't even hear people because the music is too loud
so what do you then?
Do You Dance?
NO




and there's no room
everybody's squeezing you with their shoulders and sweaty hands and its so hot

At least you can get drinks right?
NO
there's like a billion people in there and took them forever to serve you
and even when you finally get a drink it cause like 10 dollars!
with that kinda money you can get like 20 tacos from Jack in the Box
IM LOVIN IT
that was the wrong slogan....






so anyways i'm done partying
so I'll get better soon!


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